Carol “Cazzer” Jenkins has been partying hard.  Burning the candle at both ends.

Stumbling out of a club at 4am, our heroine decides the only course of action is to splash out on a cab to get her home as quickly as possible.

As we all know, it’s not always so easy to find a ride home in the small hours, so Cazzer has to hang around while her canine fancying cabbie makes his way to her. Her nails could do with a treatment but thankfully her hair still has its shine.  Is she drinking too much?  Perhaps she ought to cut down on her caffiene/alcohol intake but it’s the fight to stay awake that preoccupies Carol’s mind as she tries to work out if that smell is coming from her feet, it reminds her of the local pet shop.

The second 4amcab is on it’s way.  There’s a good girl.

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The first cab is here.

We’re sure you’ll get to your destination in plenty of time and in one piece… probably.

Chris James has to get a plane.  A saving of £30 resulted in Chris booking his flight for 5am.  His cab is due to arrive at 4am.  Which would be fine except for the cab driver is probably a Russian assassin.

Cheesy American infomercials, sickly sweet craft hour presenters and narcissistic bubblegum pop princesses dart in and out of his muddy mind.  At least the familiar voice of Al Steven is on LBN.

But where IS that moaning coming from?

Buckle up for Episode 1

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