Martin has been burning the candle at both ends, then taking a blow-torch to the middle just for good measure.
Falling asleep on a night bus to Hainault, he finds himself stranded and alone at 4am. His cries for help appear to have been answered when a cab pulls up and offers to take him home. Until the cabbie finds out where home is.
Will our hero make it to Clapham?
Meanwhile, speaking of ham… Charlie has found a gold-ham ticket to Billy Bonka’s magical abattoir, the rapture breaks out in North London, Flatsy take to the silver screen and Callam is fighting to keep THE SHIRT ON HIS BACK!
Join us for another nocturnal adventure in the 4am CAB.